Saturday, 26 December 2009

12 Days Of Christmas




Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from
Beijing. I have found a candlelit bar in Nanluoguxiang which serves mulled wine.  So I am writing this, with my scarf on, nose running, staying out of the continuously cold and biting wind.  Trying to stay warm.I'm OK despite feeling that my first cold since I arrived might be coming on. Laura helped me get some preventative medicine today, so I am hopeful about continuing my run of uniterrupted days at work.  My skin is dry all over and I am moisturising myself a lot.  I still pine at the thought of a sauna and/or a swim which I still haven't had.  Oh well, at least we have the dust storms to look forward to.  I was encouraged to take Christmas Day off due to my hard work but I thought it would have been a shame to miss out on the chance to work on the day itself.  Although I once did a session at the Corner House and was with the kids at the orphanage in Tanzania, this was the first time I had actually 'worked' on the day itself.   I was hungover, too, having been out to the Mississippi the previous night.  I got through it by singing a reworked version of  'The 12 Days Of Christmas'.  This was loved by Group A, who sung along, but left Group C completely baffled.  Unfortunately I have video footage, but only of the poorly-sung Group C version.  I also accidentally fell into teaching the Christmas Story when trying to explain why non-Chinese people give gifts at Christmas.  Of course, the Chinese are aware about Christianity, even if they aren't, by and large, Christians themselves.  This is in stark contrast to South Korea, which is steadily becoming a Christian country.

I tried out a role-play on Christmas Eve with Group A, to partial success, in one of the art studios.  I've certainly gone the extra mile in terms of lesson preparation and using extra materials.  I wanted to try something different and so I set up a meeting about 'light pollution' at the Shanghai Oriental Arts Centre.  I got the students to play characters and gave them all character profiles.  Took a bit of effort and it was kind of worth it.  I have no sleepness nights about the amount I contribute to my job, but 'shit' still happens to others, like my DOS being asked to write lessons plans in hindsight, two months after the actual lessons have taken place.

More than half the students are keen to apply to the London Institute of the Arts now following a visit from that collection of 6 former independent arts institutions.  They have promised to accept students on a 4.5 IELTS score with the motivation to enrol them on the full course from September if they can achieve a 6.0 score.  It is not impossible, but most of them would have to put in the some hard effort.  From April until September they would study English in London.  Their English isn't currently good enough, but being in the capital of England may inspire them to achieve their dreams of undertaking an overseas arts degree.


Meanwhile, Laura has quit her job, forced out by her family and having to lie about her reasons for leaving (she, too, is pretending to go to study abroad).  She will return to Henan province, south of Beijing, and take up a pre-arranged position at a bank in Zhengzhou, in 2 weeks' time.  She is lining up a current work-colleague to take over Saturday 'language-exchange' duties with me, and by Laura's own admission, 'Mandy' is "more beautiful" but not as good at conversing in English.  We shall see if that arrangements proves as reliable as Laura has been.  Although being a badly-motivated student, I haven't picked up much Mandarin since I have been here.  One opportunity which may arise out of the bad news of Laura's departure, is I may get the chance to visit the world famous Shaolin Temple.  I have a tentative plan to take Fufu with me and ran it past his mum this morning.  It would make for an interesting trip, he would be keen and so would Laura be keen to be a semi-guide in her home province to the Shaoshi mountains.  Myself and Fufu could take the 5 hour train on Friday 19 February and return to Beijing on Sunday 21 February.  It would give Hong Yan a break and would definitely provide interesting movie material.  I just have to make sure all the checks and risks are taken care of before we leave and put Laura in contact with Hong Yan so that good communication can exist.  It will, of course, be undetaken during the week long Chinese Spring Festival holidays.
Before that, I am planning to see American rockers, the Killers at the Workers' Gymnasium next month, having just bought a ticket.  With luck, I should be able to film it, much like I was able to at the Karen Mok gig earlier this month.

I note how the Pope hit the headlines this Christmas in more than the usual ways this year - not only did he bring Christmas Mass forward by 2 hours to stop him getting tired, he seems to have been felled by a mad woman in red.  I'm keeping an eye on news in Britain, albeit through the skewed, satirical eye of recently aired editions of Have I Got News For You.  And having drawn the first test, I am now following the 2nd test between England and South Africa in Durban.

In case you didn't get my email, Beijing now has 4 million registered vehicles on its roads.  Not quite the 9 million bicycles of the annoying Mike Batt penned tune by Katie Melua but still enough to pollute the already smokey air and provide a difficulty for all pedestrians attempting to cross the road.


Anyway, I have done a little bit of partying this week.  I was out 'celebrating' Christmas on Thursday at the Mississippi Bar, getting introduced to two Australian sistsers but getting on best with fellow Brit and colleague from the Leys, Hannah Pursey.  Last night, I had chaffing food in Huhai with Laura and over young, naive 'boy'friends. Tonight I happily alone in Nanluoguxiang, staving off a cold by drinking Leffe.  But I have been invited to an ex-pats 'Boxing Style' afternoon buffet tomorrow, so I may even get to eat Turkey after all.


Anyway, that's it for now.  I'm off to watch the Christmas Day episode of Doctor Who and to see just how the Master manages to cause the Doctor's latest death!




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Sunday, 20 December 2009

Static Electricity

Zapp!

I can't go on at length about the bitter cold here in Beijing this week. That is because it is just as cold at home in the UK.  And you currently have snow, whereas Beijing doesn't.  It is extremely biting when the wind picks up and it is very dry.  The conditions are making my skin dehydrated.  You apply more water to the surface of the body only to dehydrate it even further, which is why a skin cream should work better.  Even that, however, doesn't seem to have much effect.  My feet are falling apart and my hands are vulnerable to cuts.  Having said that, I remain physically healthy and have still avoided all viruses to date.   I'm experience a higher than normal amount of static electric shocks, but am not the only one.  It's great to give them to Fu and he goes into hysterics when I give him one, except I can't plan it.. it just happens.

On Thursday, I ventured to a pub located halfways between the Drum and the Bell Towers to hear an impromptu mongolian throat singer.  I realised that it was the missing link between Radiohead (the guitar playing) and Kurt Cobain (the singing).  Hannah and I had expected a Xinjiang dance band, but got this instead.  It was interesting, nonetheless. 

Some frustrations have been leaking out recently.  Maybe I am a little bit more vulnerable right now.  It could just be that Beijing is going through the coldest part of the year.  I rather not wear gloves but I need to.  (Mind you, I have just fixed the broken door at the Bookworm and got a free coffee for my efforts).

I had a total of one student on Friday.  Eight of my listed 14 students were absent due to taking their IELTS exams on Saturday, and most of them misguidedly go back to their hometowns under the false belief that it will be easier than taking the exam in Beijing (it is a standardised test all around the world!)  Maybe they believe that they know someone who knows someone who is related to the examiner.. such is the Chinese mind.  I am learning about this 'connections' philosophy at first hand.  Not only did it grant me access to live at 1603 with my (ex?) girlfriend's aunt and her son, but going for an IELTS examiners job with the British Council is also more about who you know than what you know.

Then yesterday, I met up with my 'language exchange friend', Laura, and over an early lunch she took a phone call from her father and burst into tears.  Despite being reasonably settled in Beijing and working for a translation company, she has been instructed to go back home.  Her family are too concerned that she is 'struggling' on her own in Beijing!  They have fixed her up with a bank job and no doubt are already lining up a potential husband, too.  It's is not just Indian culture in which parents impose themselves on their fully-grown offpspring.  She feels she has no choice.  She could rebel, but she will effectively be exorcised from her extended family and they would only ring her each day to persuade her to change her mind.   It seems that most Chinese only relocate if they have to and persuing your own dream or independence is somewhat frowned upon.  On top of that, the overtly conservative mindset of many parents feeds fears into young people and wrongly influences their life choices.  So I had a heart-to-heart with my friend and explained what I believed her parents had planned for her, and how her life would be boring compared to chasing her own dream.  I painted a picture in her mind of what life would be like in 10 years' time.  And how much notice was she given to return home?  2 WEEKS!  So I will have to find another 'Saturday' friend.

All this touched a nerve for me, because of how Coffey's conservative parents had badly influenced her and put fears into her.  (Oh, by the way, I'm not a conservative!)  So much so, that despite how Coffey might feel separately from anything else, her parents' needs outweight her needs.  It's 'desthpicable' as Daffy Duck used to say!   I still haven't spoken to Coffey,
which initially didn't concern me much, as we were both getting on with our
lives.  I know she dressed up as a Christmas Party on Friday, but that is all that I know.  The lack of communication bothers me.

On Friday, Fu had his own christmas party... not much of a party, actually.  Some guy at First Leap English Club dressed up as Santa while all the other staff engaged the kids in Christmas related activities wearing their cod-American accents.

Jesus?  No, he wasn't present.  Cribs? Angels? Bethlehem?  All absent!  The true meaning of Christmas, therefore, was taught... and Fu HAD to fill in a Christmas Card which was pre-printed with the words 'to Daddy and Mummy' !  Didn't the organisers realise that not all parents stay together???  So, I pretended to be Fu's Daddy.  I might as well be... I am also his older brother, now.





 Apparently I have to go back to the police station to confirm that I am still resident at 1603 - as 'temporary residence' only lasts for one month.  But my passport is elsewhere, being looked at again by some authority or other.. my work permit situation still not finalised... i've been granted the right to work here in Beijing, but 10 different levels of bureaucracy need informing, apparently.  Can you sense the sarcastic tone in my writing?

And, another thing... one of these days I will deliberately walk out in front of a big bus and make it stop just to make the point that I am crossing the road while a green man indicates that I can.  I am fed up with 99% of drivers ignoring red lights.. I know that I am in the absolute minority here, but it does seem like a free-for-all on Beijing's roads. (cue: email from mum suggesting I don't try this!) 

I will be turning up for work next Friday, Christmas Day, but I don't expect much of a turn out.  I will probably be down the same pub on Christmas Eve and Day.  I won't stay at home.  Fu's phonics lessons will be put on hold.  And I will patiently wait until the weekend for the Christmas episode of Doctor Who to appear online.  It will be the highlight of my Christmas, which otherwise will not involve turkey, Cranberry Sauce or pulling crackers. Bliss!

Saturday, 12 December 2009

The Benefits Of Kindness

Hello.


The chart illustrates the cinema attendance in two European countries over the past 30 years.  

(Sorry, thought I was answering an IELTS Writing Task 1 question for a minute there!)

I've had a better week this week.  Things are better at work, better at home and better for being able to run on a treadmill twice a week at my local gym.

I'm more relaxed about things at work.  There are still personnel problems but I'm happy about what I've taught and how I have gone about my job.   I felt bad for a work colleague who had her USB stick stolen, not because it was incredibly valuable but because something was taken from our normally secure office.  We think it was somebody with a chinese complexion... we are not sure... but we think the guilty party may speak Mandarin well!  I have been teaching students about migration, driving and advertising this week.  I showed them 10 of the best British TV ads in Speaking Class this week, including Thomas Brown's much-loved Honda Accord ad (it's still on a flimsy disc in the TV room!):






Home continues to improve and my relationship with Hong Yan is cool.  Fu remains a wonderful kid and we continue to bond.  Scarily so, in fact.  You may have met him... he is the one often hovering in the background, wanting to play games, when I talk to you on Skype.  I vented my spleen to Hong Yan about Chinese teaching methods the other day and it cleared the air.  It can't just be all about memorising.  I showed him a Science Museum site which was more about teaching Physics than English and he absolutely loved it.  She was skeptical at first, because it wasn't English Language learning, but once she saw his overjoyed reaction at making a white ball go from one side of a table to another and into a hole, using various tools likes magnets, fans and see-saws, then was soon copying the website addres for her female compatriots (mothers of small boys).  As a 9 year old myself, I loved the Science Museum.  Those that took me to the famous London destination on my birthday know only too well...

I had my first hotpot last Sunday, as I treated HY, TT and FF at a surprisingly popular and tasty restaurant near to FF's Sunday English School, First Leap.  Here is the meal we enjoyed... just prior to the circus-style entertainment in freshly spun noodles...





My body has begun to improve its shape and heart rate due to me finally joining the local gym... I have waited ages for it to open up (on the advice of Xiaodan/Coffey I shouldn't join any other).  I still can't swim yet as the mayor (sic) hasn't been to offically declare it 'open' but I have played several games of ping-pong, including playing against Hong Yan.  And I have had workouts on the treadmill... I now intensively run for 30 minutes twice (or maybe thrice) per week.



The highlight of the week, however, was attending a Beijing Pop Concert, given by the Hong Kong actress and singer, Karen Mok. http://www.karenmok.com/karenmok.html

I attended this along with my 'Language Exchange' partner, Laura (see photo).  It was the second thing we had done outside of meeting on a Saturday for language exchange.  She is more of a friend, a social exchange on the weekends.  I want to learn Mandarin but I am a poor language learner and just want company on my days off.  On Tuesday, I went to a Chinese cinema for the first time.  It was a megaplex, a cinema just like any other in the UK.  We saw the new (Lord of the Rings director) Peter Jackson film, District 9.  Very interesting and quite original for a science fiction film.  It has put me off prawns for a while, however!

I have also successfully managed to transfer some money from my Chinese account to a UK account this week.  Everyone advised me this was impossible, but it turns out that all you need is 4 days and a very willing Chinese work colleague to help you and it can be done.  Oh, and you need to know your International Bank Account Number, which I miserably failed to find on my bank's online site, which would have saved me (and mum) a lot of bother.  Anyone, lesson learned!  I know I can do it now, the money landed in my UK account today and the VISA 'wolves' are no longer at my door.

My gratitude to the work colleague who helped me (over those 4 days and 4 separate trips to the Bank of Communications) was Qianqian.  I treated her to a slap up meal of Risotto (which has never had), salad and Banana Split.  I also had a heart-to-heart with her about everything under the sun.  She was extremely grateful, so I felt great from the benefits of kindness tonight (Saturday).  I am in Nanluoguxiang, my new favourite hutong in Dongcheng.  Tomorrow I will pay for my family to have a meal in Wangjing, as has become a tradition on Sundays, seeing as I am not allowed to pay rent to my landlady (Hong Yan).

Oh, and Coffey texted me tonight.  She wants to talk... maybe i will talk to her tomorrow

A better week, maybe I can be a better man, too. Who knows.  By the way, I have to work on Christmas Day this year!

See ya!

Teacher Phili x